Them: America is a Christian nation, founded on the wisdom of the Bible!

Me: Great! So, you’ll support programs to help feed the poor?

Them: No

Matthew 25

 41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

 42 For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink:

 Me: So, you’ll support bringing in Refugees?

Them: No

Matthew 25

 43 I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked, and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye visited me not.

44 Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee?

45 Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me.

 Me: Oh, but you’ll support the anti-war movement, right?

Them: No

Mathew 5

9 Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.

Me: At least you help those poor immigrants, right?

Them: No

Hebrews 13

1 Let brotherly love continue.

2 Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.

Me: How about homeless people? Surely you want to help them.

Them: No

1 John 3

17 But whoso hath this world’s good, and seeth his brother have need, and shutteth up his bowels of compassion from him, how dwelleth the love of God in him?

 Me: Are you sure we’re a Christian Nation?

Them: We hate gays, don’t we?